Berdly

my favourite character in all of fiction, I don't know why, he's fucking annoying as hell, but I also ship Kerdly, and I am him irl, my last name is Bradley, make the A an E, and swap the E and R and it's Berdley, also I too am smart kid who is a dumbass

Person 1: yo do you know Berdly from hit game Deltarune?
Me, Dylan Lex Bradley: WHEN THE WORLDS AT STAKE, AND THERE ARE LIVES TO SAVE, AND EVEN THOUGH I SHAKE MY HANDS AT GOD I PRAY, LET HER HAVE A BETTER LIFE THAN I CAN PROVIDE, LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL, AS I TRY TO DO HER RIGHT
person 1: never talk to me again

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH February 3, 2023

fed bread

federal income, mula, money, pesos. (it can be legal or illegal it has nothing to do with the feds coming to get yo ass) a word we say in texas.

i gotta have that fed bread for this slab(slow.loud.and.bangin') i'mma get. a slab is a big body car like a old skool caprice and a 1983 sedan deville.

by one_deep January 15, 2008

Alan Bread

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's anal beard.

"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."

by Rooster Vagina August 25, 2008

milky bread knife

What your penis becomes when you have vigorous sex with a girl who has a yeast infection. Draper & Douce 2014

Last night I sliced this rotter with my milky bread knife, unbagged!

by Double D Industries April 5, 2014

plum bread

You know that feeling when your friend buys or makes you something that you honestly… hate. You know, for example if you best friend came along and offered you some expensive plum bread that they bought with their own money; there’s no way you could turn that down. You hate it, but you eat it. Each bite offers a strange texture that simply does not cut the mustard. Well, at least not effectively or efficiently for that matter. And probably with the wrong knife too!

Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.

Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.

“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.

You slowly but surely push it into his neck.

“Ow,” he says before dying.

As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.

"Do you want some plum bread john?"
"Oh god! Not again!"

by Mmmm Juicy! November 12, 2014

Hawaiian Bread

An adjective used to describe the smell of high quality marijuana, cannabis, weed, and reefer.

Woah, dude, do you smell that???
Yeah man, it smells like Hawaiian Bread!!!

by trippyhippy123 May 14, 2015

dense bread

A lot of money.

"Damn that's some dense bread ya got there rick"

by TheFuriousMustardSquancher November 17, 2016