Brazilian Blowjob

When a girl, with a darker tint of skin, possibly native american or of south american decent gives a blowjob to a male who is intoxocated at a crazy party in the bathroom.

John: Dude, that party last night was SICK
Mike: Yeah bro, I even got a Brazilian Blowjob from that one spanish chick!

by DJ Mikey J 262 October 05, 2010

blowjob

The only thing a girls should have to do and for a little fun mouth fuck the bitch too!

That girls tongue ring was amazing during that blowjob.

by DSHO September 21, 2007

H2 blowjob

An H2 BLOWJOB is a humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but, not enough to make you cum.

H3 BLOWJOB = The biggest and best Hummer there is, rich in cum-blasting pleasure!

H2 BLOWJOB = Medium Hummer; (1) Get hard, (2) Lots of pleasure, but (3) you'll have to move on to fucking to finish.

H3 BLOWJOB = Mini Hummer; you get hard, and that's it. Start fucking ASAP!

by Peter Eaton June 23, 2006

Reverse Blowjob

Another word for Buttsex.

You lose your butt hymen when you engage in a Reverse Blowjob.

by Le Petomane October 16, 2004

cheese of blowjobs

A meme meaning ya dun goofed, or that something or someone has horribly failed it/themselves, or something is mind bogglingly stupid.

That, my dear sir, is the cheese of blowjobs. Good Day!

by failopisfail September 04, 2010

Brazilian Blowjob

When a male is having sexual relations with a pregnant lady friend, and during this carnal, love-making session the fetus of the pregnant lady friend reaches down, grabs the male's member, and begins to give him a blowjob.

Ben: How was sex last night with Jenny?
Brandon: Ah, it was just okay until I got a Brazilian Blowjob!
Ben: A Brazilian Blowjob!?! AWESOME! (AT THIS POINT BEN GIVES BRANDON A HIGH FIVE)

by stallworth July 12, 2006

Blowjob

Sticking a Penis in a male/female's mouth and then squirting out cum.

Dave:Andrea, can you bend down and give me a blowjob?
Andrea:Oh yes Dave I dont mind at all.
Dave: Ok, can you start?
Andrea: Ok Dave,I started.
Dave: I'm already cumming, thank you Andrea!
Andrea: Your welcome!

by I'm Horny,12 Foot Long Penis June 22, 2010