Blenios

Definition of a person who fucking hates the shit out of you and will nut on you with his blenis.

FUCK YOU YOU BLENIOS

by rthetzzz November 18, 2022

blendarista

Simone who is working with blenders

I’m a blendarista at a smoothie shop.

by TLLT November 21, 2022

Blendista

A person who blends, using a blender, smoothies, shakes, or other drinks.

I told the blendista to add coconut to my smoothie before she makes it.

by Blended Owner March 22, 2023

Blendover

When a heterosexual secretly lives behind closed doors, often indulging in apps or profiles geared towards extreme sexual behaviors and fetishes while returning home to their sweet wife and kittens. Specifically, they prefer from the behind and have incestuous wet dreams. The lines are "blended" of acceptable and unacceptable norms of desires. Suppression often leads to double lives and divorce.

I found my husband's gayfisting reddit thread, and the dots finally connected that he loved to blendover, and often spends hours in the shower pleasing himself analy with our soap bottles and razor sticks.

by Leafduster June 19, 2023

Blended working

It is an expression used to describe a type of work that is mixed; specifically, It is work that involves working in the office and working from home.

While blended working, I can, finally, do something personal.

by Bioengineer June 27, 2023

belon

A word used to convey a cry for help towards your friends, while intoxicated. Most often said briefly after vomiting due to excessive consumption of alcoholic drinks. Originated by attempting to type 'someone'.

Pls
Belon
Help

by ChopTheOp July 12, 2023

Blender

¹ A common kitchen appliance used to quickly chop up and 'blend' food. It will usually turn most things you put into it either into chunks or paste.

² A modeling software/tool created by Ton Roosendaal in Denmark.

¹ Yo, can you blend the pickles again?

² BRO BLENDER CRASHED AGAIN! I WAS JUST RUNNING A CLOTH SIMULATION

by yogha August 29, 2023