Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.

Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

Chunder Bike

When your biking along under the influence of alcohol pedalling as fast as you can and vom-base on your lap in front of you.

drunk on your Chunder Bike and with limited coordination projectile chundering on your poor defenseless lap.

by The Penetrationalist June 4, 2010

quad biked

To doggy fuck someone on all fours so ferociously they start to move

Alex quad biked Vicky so much she almost fell down the stairs

by tsidnfkcjed July 9, 2016

i always bike shush

Used when you want say you get raped up the ass, but instead say that "i always bike, shush".

I am losing weight, I always bike shush!

by spurple June 20, 2025

Cardiff City Bike

Slang for someone who sleeps around in Wales’ capital city

That girl, Sophie, she’s the massive Cardiff City Bike!

by Rednose22244 January 5, 2021

Tandem-biking

The logistically difficult manoeuvre of walking as a couple whilst engaged in anal sex without withdrawing.

We were hard at it when we noticed the sunset; so we started tandem-biking over to the balcony.

by Shaartvark July 18, 2016

me on a bike

literally just my whole life on a bike.

literally that's me on a bike

by kidonabike December 5, 2016