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turning my bike around

When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going
Me “just going turning my bike around
Her ”ok bro

Him “ where’s mike?

Her “he’s gone turning his bike around
by MR CE August 10, 2021
mugGet the turning my bike aroundmug.

Bike Butt

When you sit on a wet bicycle seat and your pants get wet, rendering them completely uncomfortable.
Damn, that guy totally has bike butt!
by RentAGoat May 30, 2014
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Ya better get a bike bish

-can I get a ride
Ya better get a bike bish
-can you grab that for me

Ya better get a bike bish
by Leftovapuddl June 15, 2024
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Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.
David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".
by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022
mugGet the Owns a gravel bikemug.

Bike Nonce

It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance

A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
by British and proud March 19, 2024
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