On The Behind

A phrase used when you are behind a structure, object, etc.
It is used most often when trying to display your location to friends, family and such.

A) Dude where are you at!?
B) At Mareks house.
A) I don't see you.
B) I'm "on the behind".

by Graphz December 9, 2008

Flip your behind

When you go like so angry at someone.

Could also, you know, mean you're totes happy a about something.

Boi 1: dude I'm so flip your behind.
Boi 2: brother, me to.

by flipyourbehindgal2k16 October 1, 2016

three steps behind crazy

A fraise used when some one plans on doing something stupid/reckless

"Dude he is three steps behind crazy if he thinks he'll make that jump"

by Ktgrb December 1, 2016

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was eating Watermelonisa's ass last night, and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell. I was confused at first, but when I figured out what was going on, fuck was it good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

Wistle from behind

Wistle from behind: the sound of your ass when you fart.

Aachooo proot toot pheeewt hahoo. What was that? Wistle from behind. I farted.

by Listodurock909 May 28, 2018

Can Get Behind That

Where you physically get behind the person. Not the Metaphor.

"Skirvy, I can get behind that." - Joe

by Skirvy July 30, 2018