beer bulimia

Disorder where the alcohol consumer always throws up after a night of partying; not once in a while, but every time.

Damn it! I can't drink without throwing up. I think I have beer bulimia. Oh well, I guess I won't have a beer gut then.

by hellokitty117 January 20, 2008

beer ear

When a person has had too much to drink and he misinterprets what is said.

Waitress: "Would you like some more coffee"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"

by Sean and Eric November 6, 2007

beer commercial

managing to get laid by or a 5-cap from a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night.

You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.

by J. Smooth March 28, 2008

beer ears

A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.

Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.

by lilmatt666 February 12, 2009

beer train

The consumption of alcoholic beverages, preferably beer, in the company of coworkers on a train ride home from work, usually on a Friday afternoon or evening.

Joe: What time is the beer train departing today?
Tom: Leaving work at 4. I'm gonna hit up the liquor store across from the station. Anything in particular you want to drink?

by slavonac11 January 24, 2014

beer idea

An idea concocted whilst under the influence of alcohol, usually beer, which seems like a good idea at the time to all concerned but does not withstand close scrutiny when sobriety returns.

You know I'm not so sure we should do that after all, we might get arrested. I think it was just a beer idea.

by akapaddy November 6, 2014

bed beer

A bed beer is a beer one enjoys while laying in bed.

Hey, you wanna lay down with a bed beer?

by dijonaise4life May 23, 2015