Witches brew

Chocolate oatmeal

My shit looks like witches brew because I had to many wings last night

by 3littlewindowsills June 9, 2022

Lil’ Witch

A controlling, manipulative bitch who bullies her spouse using tactics such as threats, criticism, emasculation and blame to instill fear and guilt in him so he won’t leave her. She is jealous of her spouse’s friends, family and co-workers and will often isolate him from these people in order to ensure they can’t open his eyes to the true situation at hand.

Her spouse is often unhappy, but has been brainwashed by the abuse and is too fearful to stand up to her. It’s possible she practices dark magic.

“Did you know that Lil’ Witch put a microchip on Hank! She watches his movements while he’s at work and he gets in trouble if he talks to a female coworker.”

“I heard the Lil’ Witch makes him sit down to pee!”

by freshprinceofsteveforest March 19, 2023

Witch

Your 5th hour teacher preferably literacy

Bro Mrs.Warner is a witch

by XxxtentacionRiP January 24, 2019

sex witch

A female that has such great pussy that the other participants accuse her of putting a spell on them to make him/her think she has the best pussy he/she has ever had;

I thought she had the best pussy in the world, but she was just a sex witch, that had cast a good pussy spell on me.

by bHat77 October 30, 2023

Media Witch

A celebrity woman who steals lots of tv attention, even though nobody cares about her.

Lindsay Lohan is a Media Witch...She goes to rehab so much and nobody ally cares about her anymore.

by witchhunter August 26, 2012

White witch

Knowm as Stevie Nicks.

- I heard this song these days and it keeps playing on my mind, it's something like: Just like the white winged dove sings a song...
- Oh, I know! I know! It's from the White witch
- White witch?
- Yeah, the rock singer Stevie Nicks... she appeared on American Horror Story

by fannyhill1972 December 12, 2018

Buttsup, witches

A fresh take on “what’s up, bitches?” Also awesome because it implies directing females to direct their derrières skyward.

Additionally awesome ‘cause you can roll this out every single Halloween for the rest of your days.

“Buttsup, witches? Are we going to drink tonight or what?”

by Suggahdiq October 19, 2023