Spam Basket 

When a male individual gets all oiled up with the dried grease from a big helping of spam and puts on two or more speedos and slaps another man with his crotch.

yo jeffery hit that dude with a spam basket last night

HIT EM WITH THE SPAM BASKET

Spam Basket by basket of spam October 29, 2011

Ratan Basket Bag 

An ugly straw basket that is worn over the shoulder that English teachers wear.

The Grandmother wore a Ratan Basket Bag.

Ratan Basket Bag by Miss Peggy 69 420 January 30, 2019

Full Contact Basket Weaving 

Code for cunnilingus. originated in the mid-atlantic states. mostly used by suburban white males of high school age.

I had a session of 'full contact basket weaving' with Sarah last night. I won!

Full Contact Basket Weaving by test4el July 9, 2009

fruit basket

When a woman pulls down her pants in a bar and shows her peaches for all to see.

She pulled down her pants and I saw her fruit basket.

fruit basket by Red Shirt April 25, 2006

clam basket 

A slang term for a woman's lady-bits. Referring particuarly to those bits with a rather thick stench.

Oh my god Aimee, will you close your legs! The stench of your clam basket is hurting my eyes!

clam basket by Stuuuuu January 6, 2009

Underwater Basket Weaving 

A complex term used for sex; it takes two guys and a girl, or whatever you are into. One person receives the action, preferably a girl, while the guy or the other girl eats her out so hard and aggressive like weaving a basket. The other guy or girl would pour a bottle of fancy ass water, to give the simulation of being underwater.

"Hey, lets have a three way do some underwater basket weaving!"
Yeah let's do it!

Underwater Basket Weaving by Eroom Rolyat November 16, 2016

Underwater Basket Weaving 

Something to write on sweat pants if there is nothing else to, often followed by numbers 1-7 no one knows where this practice comes from however it is largely considered random without cause and just because/ why not?

I don't know what to put on the sweatpants!
me neither!
how about underwater basket weaving then the numbers 1-7?
sounds good buddy

Underwater Basket Weaving by mchch September 8, 2009