Jew Blast

A Jewish-themed gathering that is had by Jews.

I heard that there will be strippers at the Bar Mitvzah tonight.
Yeah dude, it's going to be a jew blast.

by ausjam June 28, 2010

ass blasting

to either absolutly destroy someones anal cavity, or to shoot your goo in there

me - herd about the ass blasting last nite toilet chops
rooney - please not again guys, its not funny anymore
me/word user - shut your cock hole, your quite the anal conisouer
rooney - breaks into song ' how could this happen to meee..'

by don glover October 20, 2008

finger blasting

using the fingers to stimulate you or your partner sexually

Jenny was caught finger blasting her boyfriend in his dad's car.

by Feen October 30, 2003

ghetto blast

when you punch a girl in the back of the head while your ass fucking her so her ass cheaks clench up when you cum.

dude i ghetto blasted dat bitch

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Baja Blast

Explosive diarrhea caused from eating at Taco Bell.

Dude, that five layer burrito last night totally gave me the Baja Blast.

by Beaster&Meaty January 15, 2010

Cherry Blasting

The act of going out to find lonely, eager or desperate virgins for the simple goal of busting her hymen. Can be done in numerous ways, and usually ends up as a bloody mess if done properly. Usually done by 17-21 year old guys on 14 year-old scene chicks.

See also: cherry popping

Guy 1: Yo nigga watcha doin tonite?

Guy 2: Cherry blasting mofucka

Guy 1: Damn, bro bring a towel. Cuz dat am shit.

by firehawk97 April 21, 2011

Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019