creamy biscuits

A game young men play in which they masturbate around a biscuit in which the last person to ejaculate on the biscuit must consume it.
"Let's play creamy biscuits!"
by Long Dong Jay Hong October 19, 2011
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wrinkle biscuit

Look at granny sporting that wrinkle biscuit! Think I need to get on some young poon instead!
by tfpMeatShield June 03, 2005
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bearded biscuit

i banged that bearded biscuit out.
by slugger666 November 15, 2009
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ass biscuit

same as dingleberries- when pieces of rectal waste become attached to anal hairs
oh no vivien has got a bit odf an ass biscuit

by jesus h christ April 02, 2003
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Purple Biscuit

The act of filling jelly into your partners anus, then you feast apon it making a delicious snack
Billy: i Had a great snack last night
Joe : What was it
Billy: A big serving of Purple Biscuit
Joe: Nice
by the real man from kc February 27, 2011
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drop the biscuit

phrase
1. The act of letting someone down.
2. Actually dropping a biscuit.
"Man, you always drop the biscuit. What's going on?"
by bobbyDROP_tables May 08, 2008
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Titty Biscuits

Derived from a term that appears in Weebl & Bob.
1. Often used to describe (1)When something bad has happened or (2)When a situation has turned bad.
2. Biscuits of the tit.
1.
(1) Guy #1: We're can't go out till the rain lets up.
(1) Guy #2: Titty Biscuits.

(2) Guy #1: Miss is gonna bust your ass when she finds out you havn't done the work.
(2) Guy #2: Titty Biscuits.

2. Titty Biscuits are made of all things sextacular.
by Joe Wilcox December 09, 2005
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