bearded biscuit

hairy camel-toe pussy

i banged that bearded biscuit out.

by slugger666 November 15, 2009

creamy biscuits

A game young men play in which they masturbate around a biscuit in which the last person to ejaculate on the biscuit must consume it.

"Let's play creamy biscuits!"

by Long Dong Jay Hong October 19, 2011

wrinkle biscuit

The beaver on an old hag

Look at granny sporting that wrinkle biscuit! Think I need to get on some young poon instead!

by tfpMeatShield June 9, 2005

ass biscuit

same as dingleberries- when pieces of rectal waste become attached to anal hairs

oh no vivien has got a bit odf an ass biscuit

by jesus h christ April 2, 2003

drop the biscuit

phrase
1. The act of letting someone down.
2. Actually dropping a biscuit.

"Man, you always drop the biscuit. What's going on?"

by bobbyDROP_tables May 7, 2008

Purple Biscuit

The act of filling jelly into your partners anus, then you feast apon it making a delicious snack

Billy: i Had a great snack last night
Joe : What was it
Billy: A big serving of Purple Biscuit
Joe: Nice

by the real man from kc March 14, 2011

douche biscuit

A douche of tremendous proportions.

Chris: wow did you see that kid trip that old lady, what a douche
Julian: no man hes beyond that, hes a douche biscuit

by toastboy55 July 31, 2006