def jam awkward

a lame band concurrent with 98degrees.
also an adjective describing something extremely awkward

'So my girlfriend and i got to planned parenthood and they told us that she wasn't pregnant, she was just bloated. It was def jam awkward.'

by Marc Chad Caro-armstong September 3, 2007

that awkward moment when

An introductory phrase commonly followed by a situation that is dubbed awkward.

That awkward moment when little kids talk trash online.

by anonymously clever September 22, 2013

awkward sea turtle

It is using the ASL word for sea turtle... which is reperasented by placing one hand on top of the other, palms down, and extending the thumbs outward rotating. The end result should look like a turtle swimming. Use this gesture when a conversation or situation becomes awkward. This is a good way to get attention of friends to either rescue you or the one making it awkward understand what they are doin.

Irving was telling me all about his pet iguana, so i was doing "awkward sea turtle" to get jessica's attention to save me.

by rusticwear October 30, 2008

Awkward silence mode

When in a relationship. Both parties don't talk to each other anymore because they are not interested in each other or when they start talking but the confersation ends after five or ten minutes.

Person one: 'Kate and Steve used to talk to each other for hours and now they just don't. They sit next to each other and do nothing'

Person two: 'They are in awkward silence mode. So sad.'

by MaYa4 March 11, 2010

Awkward Humping Turtle

When you make an awkward turtle on somebody's shoulder and push back and forth in a humping motion.

Wtf, my mom tried to pull an awkward humping turtle on me during grandma's funeral

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Awkward Socks

When youre in your underwear, but still have your socks on, and are overcome by the urge to take off your socks, seeing as they simply dont feel right.

Ahhhhhh!!!! Awkward Socks!!!!!!! Get them off!!!!!!!

by Lava Shark February 3, 2010

Awkward Woolly Mammoth

Awkward Woolly Mammoth
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.

Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*

Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.

such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.

by FranFine February 29, 2008