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Austin Carlile

Former frontman of Attack Attack! and Of Mice and Men that a lot of people looked up to for saving their lives through his music, but recently has fallen out of popularity due to claims that he had raped 15 different women.
Austin Carlile used to be a great role model
by citeh citeh citeh June 13, 2020
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Austin Moment

When you are playing a competitive shooter (valorant) and your teammate uses his ability in front of the enemy. This is especially true when in hallways.
Bruh, why are you using your abilities in front of the enemy. Thats a "Austin Moment"
by Waximillian June 22, 2020
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Austin Waggoner

The god of family rivalries and ponytails.
Austin Waggoner WOW he’s weird.
by The Uncle Daddy Cult February 3, 2023
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Austin Paradox

The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”
by Helixgamingco August 19, 2021
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Austin Curtis

by anonymous May 5, 2022
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Austin Corbett

A dude who runs around like the autistic blind kid. He not blocking no one.
Did you see #63 on the rams?
Yeah Austin Corbett wasn’t blocking shit.
The only thing he blocking was staffords vision with his fat ass.
by RahmNoodles February 13, 2022
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Sloppy Austin

When you’re giving a blowjob, and you start scatting with the dick in your mouth
Person A- things were really heating up with John last night, so I pulled out the Sloppy Austin
Person B- Damn! He must’ve came buckets!
by 1Tubesoc1 November 12, 2020
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