Alaskan titty fuck

When you get a girls tits as cold as ice by making her stick em in a freezer, or stand outside naked in the cold, then you go to town on em.

You: "That bitch was being ornery so i stuck her outside naked, and then gave her the ol' Alaskan titty fuck!"

Friend "Word."

by Paddleford July 27, 2008

Alaskan Blue Fire

The act of cooling windex and spritzing it maliciously on a lover's vagina. It is at first cold, and yet inflames the vagina, hence the alaska and the fire.

Prior to sexual activity, Bill would always stick a bottle of window cleaner in the freezer for a good burst of Alaskan Blue Fire in case his partner wasn't up to snuff.

by dionisio April 21, 2010

Atlastoby

atlastoby also known as anyonymous21329382 or SCP-953 is a notorious and infamous roblox hacker. Often regarded as the most dangerous roblox hacker of all time. He is capable of hjacking zoom calls and often omegle calls which can hack your computer and will kill you. His victims are often frozen in an immense sense of dread immediately. You can spot a victim by looking for paleness and signs of shell shock. He doesnt speak english however multiple people have tried contacting him through roblox to which his response is "atlastoby" in a high pitched robotic tts voice. If you encounter a user by the name of "atlastoby" you must immediately cover yourself in oil, close roblox and go brush ur fucking teeth.

Atlastoby is an big anonymous hacker that couldn't be tracked or even be found for over 2 decades. The games he hacked were : Roblox, Watch dogs , Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. So you can use "Atlastoby" to scare gamers or nervous persons that think they have an hacked computer.

by ialreadysaidit September 15, 2023

Alaskan Beads

Put small pieces of poop on a piece of floss, freeze it, then use them as anal beads.

Do you have an alaskan beads in the freezer?

by NaughtyCrownie April 18, 2012

Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.

"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"

by Pussyeater 5000 August 9, 2012

alaskan chilli dog

The act of a guy taking a shit on to a glass table while a woman licks the table, then after a couple of minutes the shit is put in the freezer. Once the shit is solid, the man rams it up the woman's vagina whilst anally fucking her. Once the guy is about to cum he withdraws his dick and the shit and cums in the woman's mouth and feeds her the shit and she swallows.

Ross - Holy fuck Trott, you heard about the Alaskan chilli dog?

Trott- No, what the fuck is that?

Ross - Well, let me tell you...

by AnonUDUser February 18, 2014

alaskan angry bull

the act where you fuck a girl from behind. After a few seconds, hold on to her real hard and whisper in her ear: ''i have syphillis''The goal is then to keep your dick inside her and attempt to stay mounted while the animal attempts to buck off the rider.

eight full seconds to count as a qualified ride.

variant form of alaskan dragon

hey dude i just pulled an alaskan angry bull on my hookup from last night

really? did you qualify?

you know i did!

ayyyy!

*high five*

by ski_ June 23, 2016