Assault Drunk

Directly translated from Finnish. Drinking a lot of booze in a short time to catch up on your friends who started earlier and achieve the same level of drunkness. What'll happen in reality you get too drunk way too fast and end up in the weirdest of situations.

I got off work and got assault drunk to hang out with friends. Ended up naked on the street with no recollection.

by MagicMairou June 16, 2023

Assault Rifle

An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.

BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.

ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency

Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15

ATF: does he have a dog

Liberal Karen: what

ATF: just wondering

by WarFather August 8, 2023

Assface Malfoy

This is what you say when you are getting your ass whooped in Harry Potter Uno.

Me, who is losing with 52 cards: Ok Assface Malfoy, it's time to stop with your abuse.
My opponent: Shut up, draw four.

by FloridaManEvolved August 11, 2023

Assfart

Someone who is a DORK Loser, who also happens to be annoying, with a fat ego, because they think they're smarter than you. And their face just reminds you of a Loud, Wet, Sloppy, Hurricane FART.

Female 1: Taylor Swift's type including herself are always total Assfart's.
Female 2: They never fail to disappoint me with their Assfart characteristics.

by averylikeableperson August 14, 2023

asfutmsifwffutsh

a word said by the president himself, Joe Biden.

it means a hot minor from the usa

omg, do you see that asfutmsifwffutsh over there?

by Ginourmusdickman September 4, 2023

ASSCUM

A unit of universal measurement or a word to either brighten someone’s day or sound sexually attracted to everyone is the parameter

Yo how many pancakes you want
6 asscums

How many
6 asscums

by anonymous August 21, 2024

Assault Weapons Ban

And then when your kids keep getting murder BECAUSE AN ONLY BECAUSE you are a piece of shit... You will need a hunting weapons ban. And when it happens AGAIN you'll need a pistol ban. Shit like this is the reason your kids get murdered and you deserve it everything it happens.

Hym "Ain't no assault weapons ban going to save your kids from people doing shit like this and YOUR KIDS WILL ALWAYS BE THE ONES WHO PAY THE PRICE. YOU not being a piece of shit and YOU allowing people to do ahit like this to me is WHY I AM GOING TO MURDER AS MANY KIDS AS I CAN. I'M not the piece of shit. I'm the creator of A.I. stalking and harassment for years guy. I have a right to a gun AND I have a right to punish you for what you're doing here and IF YOU DON'T ENSURE THAT THE RIGHT PEOPLE ARE PUNISHED, I WILL ENSURE THAT THE WRONG PEOPLE ARE!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024