The Texas Light Show is the art of placing a Roman Candle in the rectum of a companion, then lighting the fuse, thus causing the firework to shoot out of the buttocks of your companion
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Get the Godley, Texas mug.When you insert chewing tobacco into a girls pussy lip or vaginal cavity and eat her out. The sensation of vaginal stimulation and burning coupled with a nice nicotine buzz will provide the highest orgasm known to man kind.
Billy went to Cowtown Rodeo and used his good old Long-cut Grizzly Dark to give a girl the wildest Texas Lip of her life. She came eight times in the back of his Ford pickup.
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Get the Texas Tower mug.The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. Much like an upper decker, the texas tanker must be hard and cannot be the liquidy product of a long night of taco bell and misery. When the Texas Tanker sets sail, it can float without sinking giving off a horrid smell for days. The texas tanker should only be used on people who have wronged you in some way.
My boss really pisses me off, if we go to his house for a party ill have to let a texas tanker make a port call in his master bathroom.
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