Addicted to Quack

Severe addiction to hunting waterfowl. Often leads to bankruptcy and a pissed off girlfriend.

I wish I was free this weekend but I’m addicted to quack.

by Crile October 30, 2023

Premail Address

an old email address, which is usually embarrassing, stupid, or both.

i made my premail address lilpussycat63 when i was 8.

by likeomgsara March 20, 2009

Bitch-Addict

Someone who can only funtion on negative energy and cannot stop complaining and finding fault even when it costs them jobs and relationships. Classic symptoms: repeating the same complaint to the same people daily; unable to take a hint; denial, abbreviated smile, glazes over and/or talks over all requests to stop complaining and/or go away, and short term memory loss (does not remember previous conversations). 90% of all Bitch-Addicts also have a cell phone and/or technology addiction. Typically chooses a captive audience, i.e. a receptionist, a fellow passenger on mass transit, or anyone who cannot immediately get away. Sometimes the behavior is 'hit-and-run', but with the intent to kill by a thousand cuts.

You: Are you still complaining about him? Girl, you're a Bitch-Addict and I'm sick of listening to you!

Bitch-Addict: Wha- I'm not kidding- he's a bona fide ass!

by maybe_its_you December 12, 2012

Drug Addict

An individual who is physically and mentally dependent on a mind altering substance.

I never thought my sister would become a drug addict.

by Christopher Ferry May 7, 2019

Edwins addiction

When someone has a addiction to shooting up schools

girl 1: omg why is he shooting up the school!
Girl 2: Its because he had edwins addiction

by MaxEatsButtAndPuss October 27, 2021

Orlandos addiction

When youre addicted to liking little children (basically a pedophile)

girl 1: Why is he in jaiL?
girl 2: Its because he has Orlandos addiction
girl 1: what is that?
girl 2: its when you like little children

by MaxEatsButtAndPuss January 11, 2022

Tik Tok Addict

You will often find them breaking out into a tik tok dance in the middle of class and and quite often will end up swallowing their gum while they’re at it. They dedicate a whole day to learning a tik tok dance and as a result to do it everywhere they go subconsciously. You can frequently see them setting up their phones to film a tik tok anywhere they go.

Oh boy somi’s feeding her tik tok addiction

U swallowed ur gum again?!

Do I LOOK like a vending machine to u?!

by Hoe Dameron January 16, 2020