acting australian

acting australian is the act of being a big fat liar while also being australian

Person 1: Did you know that we won the emu wars? It was a close one but Team Aussie managed pulled through.
Person 2: No you didn't, stop acting australian

by YVHarder August 10, 2021

Temporary Australian

Temporary Australians is a definition that refers to an Australian who drives a motorcycle as a means of transportation.

Some guy driving a motorcycle
Other guy: “you see that guy there, he’s what we refer to as a temporary Australian

by TheFlameNinja June 13, 2025

Australian boomarang

When your jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and bounces back and hits your face.

Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!

by Mr. Alignment August 20, 2022

Australian language

An improved but slightly more bootleg version of the english language

American: "I can never understand aussies when they speak"

Australian: "Fuck off the bloody idiot, the Australian language is the same as yours"

by Scomo's mum January 26, 2020

Australian Eskimo kiss

An Australian Eskimo kiss is a kiss where you rub one's nose up against the females clitorus with the option of using your tounge to give more pleasure.

Omg!! James's nose is so big I bet he could give a really good Australian Eskimo kiss.

by The Australian Gingerbread Man October 14, 2018

Australian Creampie

When you cum inside an Australian and they thank you by giving you a Vegemite sandwich

“I gave her an Australian Creampie. I came in her land down under and she just smiled and handed me a Vegemite sandwich”

by Haymen81 August 29, 2022

South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.

Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!

by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024