In my offense

Something that is so bad that there is no defending it.

I drank milk that expired two days ago. In my offense, it was the only gallon of milk left and I already poured my cereal.

by thatweirdkidhere October 19, 2019

My manuel

"Property" of Arijana, love of her life, her one and only and she will never be able to love someone like him.
She hopes one day he will see himself the way she sees him and he will start loving himself like she loves him.

He is my one and only, my Manuel.

by Nananaa January 14, 2021

My Dad

Good at hide and seek

Me-Dad?
*hears car engine start*
My Dad-BYE!
Me-But i said no changing spots:(

by The_smart_dude February 8, 2021

my gold

a person you love so soo much and don’t want to lose whatever happens.

nick:martina is my gold

by kokolikood April 18, 2021

My mom

a very very scary person. beware of her spookiness

my friend: OMG IS THAT A VAMPIRE
me: no its my mom

by bobrossthescary January 6, 2022

My crush

A person that has a 90% chance of bit liking you back but the 1% keeps you going. You also stare at them, and you’re a creep now.

I’m very sad because my crush has a girlfriend.

by HereIAmDontAskWhy March 18, 2022

in my book

When something is according to your beliefs and ideals. Same as in my opinion

Person 1: Is being a bookworm cool?
Person 2: It is in my book.

by Migaspin September 21, 2021