Ian Foot

Ian Foot is the chief immigration officer for one of the busiest airports in Europe. Being the first line of defence for our nations boarders, he does sometimes get labeled with the racism tag, but claims he is in no way a racist. He is also known to be an excellent board game maker. He also came up with the world famous phrase “If in doubt, keep em out”.

Person 1: That person is definitely not a racist.
Person 2: Yeah, must be Ian Foot.

by BenjameenoDeeno November 9, 2019

hemi-foot

Hemi induced lead foot.

Jacob got a new Ram truck and it resulted in a case of hemi-foot.

by Yelesom Kram April 19, 2019

Foot Cream

a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.

"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.

by Shaqmanshotop April 20, 2019

Foot Lettuce

A YouTuber made a video and went viral by making this.A joke that is used between a friend group or in social media.Also FOoT Lettuce is when someone’s feet are in a bucket of lettuce

Friend:Wanna hear a joke?
Me:Sure
Friend: Burger King Foot LeTtUcE.The last thing you want in your Burger King Burger is someone fOoT fUnGus.That might be what you gET
Me:...*dies of laughter*

by sugastrashh May 20, 2019

cheddar foot

Cheddar foot/feet: a condition whereas, a person’s foot or feet, smell like rotten cheese and when rubbed against a course surface, leave a trail of dead foot... giving the appearance of fresh parmigian cheese.

Everywhere she walked, she left a trail of cheddar foot. She should cover up her cheddar feet, and not wear sandals,

by BeanTownBeanery June 19, 2019

foot funglis

basically foot fungus with an a phat L

“yo she smelt like foot funglish”

by footfungli August 17, 2019

Lycan Foot

Lycan Foot - a girl with unusually large or long feet and toes. Often times accompanied by unusual tufts of body hair and elongated toenails.

Also an appearance or effect most frequently seen in video (porn) recordings whenever a specific and highly favored lens of the adult industry is used.

See Lycan on Urban Dictionary

‘Dude, I’m gonna go talk to that chick in the green bikini, she’s fire!’

‘Bro, I hate to break it to you, but promise me you’ll take a good look at her feet first - she’s a Lycan Foot!

by DirtyFilthyNastyPerv August 21, 2019