What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.
Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022
A individual without a father.
Rylan's dad left her at a left age because his dad hated her mother, this left him without a father.
by Rylan without a father. December 27, 2024
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025
This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.
by Father Derek March 12, 2022
by KillgarraghForever February 20, 2022
I love Yes Father !
by YesFather.com December 27, 2022
This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
by Jackoohoh June 30, 2016