Boats & Hoes

white boy riding in a 85' Cadillac De Ville

"Bro did you see them boats & hoes?!"

"Hell yeah! that car is legit!"

by white BOI haha March 22, 2009

u-boat

Large continuous dump shaped like a German WW2 submarine. Usually occurs the morning after a night of numerous beers followed by a curry

"Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?", "Jesus love take it easy, i just sunk a u-boat"

by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008

Tits on a boat

like the terms tits on a boar, man, or board etc... the term "tits on a boat" is used to describe how useless or incompetent someone or something is.

Believed origins of the term:

1) in history it use to be considered unlucky and a bad omen to have a woman on board a ship.
2) the figure heads on the front of a boat (usually a woman with baring breasts) though aesthetically pleasing had no real use other then for superstition and aesthetic.

"your as useless as tits on a boat"

by Felix Greene April 2, 2009

Boat whore

Hanging out on the dock in hopes of a free boat ride.

Looks like a boat whore standing down there on the dock

by Red Ryder February 20, 2018

Fan Boat

V. The act that a person makes after encountering diarrhea and having rapid, uncontrollable flatulence in the presence of others. Can also be used as propulsion while walking. to fart uncontrollably

Brian and I were racing today, luckily I ate tacos last night and was able to fan boat past him.

by Fan boat willy October 22, 2011

Boat-Train

Something you tell your friends to get on to psych them up for an activity they don't want to partake in. Kinda like bandwagon...but better.

Man! Get on the boat-train! It's going to be SO DOPE!

Bud, get off the fucking couch and hop on the boat-train!

by Conductor/Captain BT October 28, 2010

war boat

A Jamaican term for someone who loves to pick fights and/or jump into fights with someone else. Pretty much that they love to start 'war'

Zayn stans are always picking fights with OT4 stans! They are such war boats!
Why do you love fighting so much? You are such a war boat!

by 1Dpls August 1, 2015