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Heinz 69

When one is in the 69 position and the first party discovers that the second party is menstruating, the first party becomes alarmed and jerks, forcing either their phallus and/or pubic mound into the second parties' nose/mouth; thereby causing a nosebleed/bloody lip.
You ever try a Heinz 69? Quite enjoyable once you get past the fact of what is really happening...but a man always knows he's gotta finish.
by Ynarman July 12, 2010
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super 69

to suck on a girls genitilia while she sucks your genitilia cause you bot to orgasm
by keonin June 20, 2008
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Extended 69

Or /69/ is a sex position, just like a regular 69, but also being penetrated from behind by another person/s. Requiring 3 to 4 peoples.
Damn bro, 3 of my mates and I had an extended 69, no homo, ofcourse.

Extended 69 requires 3-4 people, kinda troublesome, but worth the pleasure.

Ashley, Courtney, Brian and I had a wonderful extended 69 last night, the girls as the core and us dudes from behind. (Could've wish I was in the core though with Brian behind me.)
by Hentai Nat August 31, 2019
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Takeshi 69

Some rapper Who ate too many skittles in jail
Dont eat too much skittles you will become takeshi 69
by Mythicburger December 11, 2019
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.swaggy.69

literally the funniest person and so so so hot. super sexy and they are the best
dude did you see .swaggy.69 she’s so hot
by NOT.swaggy.69 February 22, 2021
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rocket 69

When you both blast off at the same during the sex position 69!
My boyfriend and I totally did rocket 69 last night. 3.. 2.. 1.. blast off!!! 🚀
by ZND June 17, 2022
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Pretendo 69

Terminology apparently used by Sony 'trollls' during the late 1990's as an insult to the Nintendo 64.
The Pretendo 69 is total ass, it ain't got shit on the Playstation!

Joe: "In response to all the the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation
by TractorJacked November 5, 2022
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