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Old 69

The sexual configuration in the position of 69 between individuals at or above the age of 69.
Grandma at the senior home enjoyed Old 69 with Grandpa Cal although Grandpa Cal broke his hip again.
by BillyTheBob69 November 5, 2016
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Heinz 69

When one is in the 69 position and the first party discovers that the second party is menstruating, the first party becomes alarmed and jerks, forcing either their phallus and/or pubic mound into the second parties' nose/mouth; thereby causing a nosebleed/bloody lip.
You ever try a Heinz 69? Quite enjoyable once you get past the fact of what is really happening...but a man always knows he's gotta finish.
by Ynarman July 12, 2010
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super 69

to suck on a girls genitilia while she sucks your genitilia cause you bot to orgasm
by keonin June 20, 2008
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Takeshi 69

Some rapper Who ate too many skittles in jail
Dont eat too much skittles you will become takeshi 69
by Mythicburger December 11, 2019
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Catch-69

When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech

Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R

Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69

Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*

Dunbar: my wife not sex with me

The end…?

Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com

Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream

Snow globe: farts
by Doomguy44 May 18, 2023
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Pretendo 69

Terminology apparently used by Sony 'trollls' during the late 1990's as an insult to the Nintendo 64.
The Pretendo 69 is total ass, it ain't got shit on the Playstation!

Joe: "In response to all the the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation
by TractorJacked November 5, 2022
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buttfart.69

The most dreamy tiktoker ever loveface
"Oh em golly buttfart.69 followed me back he is so dreamy"
by zanderkisser August 2, 2021
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