cracker-whacker

a retractable police baton formerly known as "nigger beater", or "n.b.".
used in riots as means of non-lethal
elimination of targets.

boys, we got another yuppie protest on our hands... whip out the
cracker-whackers!

by SPARTAN-117 January 1, 2005

cracker lover

a sellout who embraceses cracker culture

fuck crackerlovers

by Fuck U September 27, 2003

cracker ass jiggaboo

albino nigger

look at that cracker ass jiggaboo walkin down the street

by JD and Nugget August 21, 2008

cracker rig

To "fix" an object in a ghetto or temporary way. Usually done by a low class white person, a cracker. The quality of this repair is just slightly above that of a nigger rig.

If you cracker riged that any worse, it would be a nigger rig.

by Real Deal 12345 September 4, 2006

cracker jack

A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.

I got the clap from losing a game of cracker jack in college.

by Casey R. June 10, 2005

Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .

"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."

by gina8124 August 2, 2007

Cracker Eyes

when you think a girl with no ass looks great

that girl is so flat, you must have cracker eyes

by Stanley Tucci July 24, 2011