Brake yourself foo

I know you not talkin about my Momma? Brake yourself foo.
by msapriol September 01, 2016
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Third Wheeling Yourself

When you set up two of your friends to make a cute couple so you can prove to your haters that you are a real love guru but then that couple proceeds to third wheel you every time you hang with them. This conflicts your emotions as you don't know whether to be happy for them or mad because they don't pay attention to you. So instead, you joke around about third wheeling however deep down, you are hurting. Common with people named Tasnia.
by tasniaiswrong October 12, 2017
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Don't play yourself

This phrase is used when you catch a person in an outright lie. Catch a person lying to you.
Me, "Don't play yourself, I know you took the last donut!"

Other guy caught taking the donut.... Lolololol
by Old Mom January 07, 2017
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Go tit yourself

v. - to put on a bra. Equivalent to calling a man, a pussy, or say that someone is acting like a girl; asking someone to man up
Guy #1: Why did you steal my last ice cream cone? I was saving that. :(

Guy #2: Go tit yourself!
by Gorillafaceoff September 30, 2011
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Google Maps yourself

To take an elevated view of yourself, your life and where you are - seeing your life more clearly for what it is. Akin to ascending a mountain to look down on the place where you live and seeing things in a bigger perspective. The Big Picture of your own life.
You should climb up the hill to the lookout above town and Google Maps yourself man...

You'll see things clearly. You'll focus on the big picture.
by Orion Strongman April 28, 2011
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Go hang yourself

"They forgot to deliver the newspaper for our house."
"Go hang yourself, stupid."
by JQPublic May 06, 2010
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the art of fucking yourself

It is the most beautiful of all the existant arts existing in this world; hell, in the universe for this sake. While most, if not all, people can do it, only some have actually mastered and have movies at their name because of this. There are many ways to do this, and they all depend on how is your mind and genitals (including ass) doing. Called vulgarly as masturbation.
I have mastered the art of fucking yourself.
by BoggyBuntu November 15, 2013
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