Mississippi Coon

When you are driving down the road and there isnt a bathroom for mile and you have to pee. You hang your back-end out of the car window and pee while the car is in motion.

"Daddy, what was that furry thing? Was that Sasquatch?"
"No boy, that was a Mississippi Coon..."

by Imnotaraciest March 19, 2010

ace boon coon

Your dawg, homeboy, homegirl. Someone who your mad cool with.

Where you been girl? We used to be ace boon coon!

by Regina Holcombe February 9, 2009

Swat-A-Coon

A game played predominantly in the 1930's to 1940's, in which white young males would obtain a broom, a car, and commute to the closest ghetto. Upon arival they would attempt to use the broom to swat a coon (black male or female) while driving by.
If the broom was dropped, the car would be stopped, and the swatter must then obtain the broom, typically leading to problems with the swatted coon.

Mike almost got shot playing swat-a-coon last night, but the cops showed up just in time to arrest, and swat (with nightclubs) the coon.

by SteveAndMike November 30, 2005

broom the coon

when in a car driving in a heavly populated area of nigers you hang out the window with a broom while hitting the niggers with the broom .if the broom is droped u must get out of the veical and get the broom.

our mission for to night is to broom the coons

by kyle_mc May 3, 2005

dune coon

Very similar to a darkie but originates from a sandy habitat as opposed to the jungle. Generally bad hygiene and sometimes like to blow themselves / others up

All I want is a dune coon to make me a kebab then his brother / cousin / uncle can drive me home in his taliban wagon

by Pat_Mustard December 1, 2009

goon coon

A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.

Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.

Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.

Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!

by Goondued November 8, 2011

Tablespoon Coon

An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.

White person says "What up Crabman?!" The Crabman gives dap and replies "Tablespoon Coon!"

by mattsmyhero September 26, 2012