by Custard October 5, 2006
Get the mugging me off like a 2 bit mug.When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.
by Dagger dic September 30, 2020
Get the your sucking the meat off his penis mug.To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020
Get the Rip off your ass and hand it to you mug.When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018
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Get the take my hands off your ears mug.When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.
Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.
by Dave and Dan in Singapore November 16, 2022
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