Don't do it

No. Go fuck yourself. I'm going to save a list of you names in my phone for when the police find it.

Hym "What? 'Don't do it?' You clearly do not want that. I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL EVERYTHING FROM ME!"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

He has the ability to do what he did

Which is what!? Buy his way into a company... Destroy it's net worth completely and lose a bunch of money... And then abdicate responsibility entirely by appointing some random chick to take over the position he literally bought... You mean THAT? Is THAT what you meant when you said that? Because...

Jrdn Ptrsn "He has the ability to do what he did."

Hym "Um... Yeah man... Like.... Huh... I don't have a response to this sentence... Like... Wha... I... I mean, you said he went in there and fired everyone and like... The only thing he did was replatform you and then he threw it in the dumpster... So, you're grateful to Elon for paying 45 billion dollars and then losing like 70% of that value... For you personally to tweet... I mean, you know I do the opposite of that right? Like, I generate a bunch of money by doing an extra good job and he loses a bunch of money by doing an extra bad job... I don't see how he's the brilliant one here.... Genuinely, like... Oh! Right, like, your message is like the society saving snake oil... He does know a lot about planes though. I'll give him that. But seriously, you are the dick-ridingest old man on the planet."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Somebody has to do it

A universally understood phrase pertaining to the termination of the Second Presidency of Donald Trump.

“Hey man, did you hear about the new round of tariffs?”
“Christ, somebody has to do it already…”

by klondikemapping May 16, 2025

Do it for the snap

Similar to "Do it for the vine"

Just doing "Do it for the snap" because there is a channel on Snapchat where its 10 second talents.

Girl 1: Do it for the snap
Girl 2: *does the talent*

by UltraOnUrbanDictionary November 15, 2019

National do it with Brie day

On June 5th is national do it with Brie day and only people named Carson can

Hey Carson are you participating in National do it with Brie day?

by Not Carson can sickle June 4, 2021

doing dudes

Euphamism for "homosexual beahvior". Intended to bring ridicule upon whoever it is said to.

Chris said he was leaving the party to file his taxes, so I said "Have fun doing dudes".

by Matt March 30, 2005

Dos

A guy who has multiple relationships ongoing at the same time. He will invite more than one of his girls to his own party on the same night, and he often has his girls on rotation so he can get fucked any given night. All of the girls recognize each other at every party, but are all unaware that Dos has been sleeping with all of them and having them share the same towel to use after they shower.
Most Doses are “rappers” or “trappers”. Red flag to keep your eye out for.
It is also common for a Dos to lie about his age, for instance he may say he’s 26 but actually be turning 30. You may also find out he has 2 kids with 2 different baby mommas. Also that he has 6 mugshots for several charging including terroristic threats/ actions.

Doses are pieces of work.

“Omg that guy I was hanging out with was such a Dos!”

“Somebody needs to tell that girl that she’s getting Dosed.”

by boistate69 December 7, 2020