Whenever I'm really feeling repressed I shout "JACK LOVES RISK OF RAIN 2" and the local gays make me feel much better
by JelqerJelqerOnTheWall April 2, 2025
Get the Jack LOVES Risk of Rain 2mug. by Mr Frogman November 22, 2021
Get the Jack Mckeemug. Jack Clift is a bronsexual often times found in the “BBW” section of pornhub. He has a nice, velumptious ass, and wears the same god damn outfit every fucking day. It’s honestly kinda disgusting. He can also be found sitting in the corner of his room with his pants off watching the recent Lakers highlights staring at Lebron James. (hence bronsexual) He watches anime and listens to lil uzi verts “20min” while beating his dick to “Lebron James fucks the shit out of Jayson taytum. (Hentai HD)” honestly tho I’d still fuck tho, and I spend most of my time reminiscing about him. Once you catch a glimpse, you will not be able to get him out of your head. You begin to want him, no. Crave him. Jack is wonderful. Royal knight of heaven, prince of hell. The benevolent. The worthy. Jack is good. Jack is god. Jack is life.
by Bigdickdaddy101 June 4, 2021
Get the Jack Cliftmug. by Jbobskins November 22, 2021
Get the Jack W Kunklermug. A girl that gives it up frequently. But says in Public says your a jack weasel.
Def. You know im always giving it to you.
But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Def. You know im always giving it to you.
But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Zack your a jack weasel. I am not. Yeah you are.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?
You know im always making you work.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?
You know im always making you work.
by Jack Weasel September 5, 2019
Get the Jack weaselmug. 1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
by Sexydimma October 2, 2012
Get the Jack Danielsmug. One of the best dog breeds in the world. A Jack Russell will protect a family better than a paid bodyguard. Jack Russells will fight raccoons and snakes just for joy, even the mailman won't be safe.
MAN 1: The mailman got his ass chewed by my Jack Russell yesterday. MAN 2: Don't you have a chain link fence? MAN 1: The dog jumped over it...
by LINDAMY April 10, 2025
Get the Jack Russellmug.