Jack Herman

Jack Herman is a self asborbed egotistical piece of shit. The type of pussy to talk major shit online but can't say it to your face. A term to use when something is extra or unbelievable ugly. The term can also be used to describe one who's ego is so big trying to make up for the fact that their dick is little.

Synonyms include: piece of shit, ugly, eye burning, trash, freak, dumbfuck, a tragedy of nature.

"Man you're being such a Jack Herman right now"

by Jackhermanbitch November 12, 2018

big jack

A god like genius who is perfect in every way possible

It's ok it's big jack.

by OkkkOokk June 3, 2021

Jack Schaffner

A giraffe who's taken human form

Oh no it's a Jack Schaffner

by im_gr1zz November 12, 2020

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

cracker jack Realtor

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.

Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.

by cheyenne2364 September 22, 2010

Jack

Someone who can take a fist up their ass like a champ.

"Did it hurt?"

"Nah, I'm pretty much Jack"

by Corndogga September 25, 2018

Jack Ebert

Jack ebert hates god

That’s such a Jack ebert jack hates god

by Pooplord69420 January 1, 2021