Police corp vagina head

Basicly its a fat person who acts smart and whos face has erupted into a huge vagina.

Jack said that podge was the police corp vagina head of the century

by Ginga-ninga April 17, 2007

balls over my head

A very painful condidion in which the balls (still in the ball sack) are stretched ocer the man's head and sewn there .this condition applies only to men. Usually contracted after a man cheats on his bitch.

A man cheated on his bitch. Later that night, when she found out, she gave him balls over my head syndrome.

by randomoldman October 26, 2003

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

An Emily

Emily Gagnon is such a "Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins"

by Jimbo Anvil March 3, 2011

purple headed yogurt slinger

penis, booner, dick, cock, padro, pecker, winer, johnson, mr. mushroom head, anaconda, baby arm, baby maker, bud, chub, ding-a-ling, dong, hard on, jimmy,joystick,

look at that purple headed yogurt slinger

by jackoff jacobs October 16, 2009

hitting head right on the nail

exactly the opposite of the saying 'hitting the nail right on the head'

Jesus : Why are you sad Jon?

Jon Lajoie : My girlfriend dumped me!

Jesus : Why? What did you do?

Jon Lajoie : She wanted a bracelet on her b'day...

Jesus : Amm....So?

Jon Lajoie : Instead I had Sex with her DAD!

Jesus : OK, Jon that's a classic case of 'hitting head right on the nail'

by aviansun August 8, 2010

cotton headed ninny mugger

(Noun) Elf that is bad at making toys and or other elf qualities.

I can't make that many toys! Face it, I'm a cotton headed ninny mugger

by Sarah and Molly August 4, 2008

polar bear head

A blowjob which involves cold hands & lots of teeth.

Dude 1: my girlfriend is so bad giving me a bj

Dude 2: yours is better than mine, she gives me a polar bear head every night

by Themaskedman2k14 February 22, 2014