Replacement Babies

The first (or surviving) children you (or your spouse) have to replace you (and spouse if any) after you die.

We don't want to overpopulate the earth, so Jim and I plan on adopting after having our replacement babies, so after they murder us in cold blood, the world's population will go back to normal.

by WomanFriend August 30, 2009

baby worthy

whern something is very good or something you do, that you are proud of

Tom: did you see that triple head shot

Ryan: yes, it was baby worthy

by berrelinwindow September 8, 2009

Baby Sass

When someone is being a baby and complains about stuff they want. ... Like a blow job.

"Dude, i really don't need your baby sass!"
"Woah, okay. *WAHHH*"

by jimmy buffetty September 27, 2009

toss a baby ruth in the bowl

take a dump, number 2, to deficate in toilet bowl, take the browns to the superbowl

He will be right back, he had to toss a baby ruth in the bowl.

by dkjmt October 6, 2009

baby preditor

someone who stalks children in carriges and when the mother and or father leaves it, they snatch their pray. putting them in their sack and running off to their broken down van to drive off to their apartment. needless to say this was the home where they find daipers and sippy cups all over the floor and a fat out man. with a beard. sucking on a raddle.

hey honey, want sum baby preditor to eat our child?? watch the damn baby!

by blahblachblach April 1, 2010

Baby tookus

Noun: a name for a cute child's bottom, can also be used as a nickname for your significant other.

Tiffany is my cute lil baby tookus.
look at my kid, he's got such a cute baby tookus

by DL Hughesly March 10, 2010

Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"

Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

by a living spoon March 20, 2010