Girl: Hey guess what day it is? Boy: what day? Girl: NATIONAL GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR HOODIE DAY. Boy: ok
by Jaylin burger king January 26, 2021
Get the National give your girlfriend your hoodie daymug. by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006
Get the throw your voicemug. A dramatic answer to a dramatic question. Commonly used when you have no idea what to say or you just really don't care.
by JrGruntly October 21, 2008
Get the Eat your cummug. A campaign started a few years back by a rogue organization that is currently viewed as PETA's worst enemy. The organization is known for placing 'PLEASE CURB YOUR DOG' signs all over the world, urging people to smash their dogs into the curbstone at the side of the road.
Apparently, the people in this organization are very bitter about the vast amount of dogshit covering the lands, and their solution is to eliminate dogs entirely.
Apparently, the people in this organization are very bitter about the vast amount of dogshit covering the lands, and their solution is to eliminate dogs entirely.
Jimmy's dog was taking a dump right at the entrance to the park. He saw the sign on the fence: PLEASE CURB YOUR DOG.
Jimmy got the message. He was sick of all of his dog's crap. He picked Fido up by his tail and once and for all broke his bark on the corner of the cold concrete curb.
Jimmy got the message. He was sick of all of his dog's crap. He picked Fido up by his tail and once and for all broke his bark on the corner of the cold concrete curb.
by tongueNcheeky September 3, 2006
Get the CURB YOUR DOGmug. A action a person takes when depressed or feeling an extream emotion. Usually used with the term 'emo'(short for emotional), the person is usually seeking attention from friends and/or adults-though not always. The action is a act of masochistism. Slitting your wrists is very harmful and can cause vital injury or suicidal occurances.
B: To slit your wrists is a act of masochistim, or an attempt of slicing your median vain(main nerve).
by __-SadisticlySurreal-__ November 30, 2006
Get the slit your wristsmug. To reach for your best friend
To check on the boss
To give a handshake to your better half
To give five to little Guido
To rearrange the family photo
To check on the boss
To give a handshake to your better half
To give five to little Guido
To rearrange the family photo
When in Italy, to ward off bad luck, you should hustle your crotch - like when a black cat walks by.
by VA_Paul March 10, 2008
Get the hustle your crotchmug. If someone says this phrase followed by pull your pants down you better run and dont move your hand cuz you bout to get fukin railed by a rapist
by Bool kid February 6, 2019
Get the Move your handmug.