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That ONE Ugly Friend

They ugly guy in the group who thinks he gets bare girls when he doesn't really. Then brags about it 24/7 about being called 'bae' and their whole conversation. Its one of those guys who just pisses you off and you just want to say it straight to their face but don't want to hurt any of their ugly feeling. :
Ugly: Yo, mans chatting bare gyal nowadays, mans gonna be on it and that! She called me 'bae'.

Friend: *thinking in his head* Mate, stfu about getting bare girls. You act like girls have never said BAE to you and you get all happy. Like, chill. Doesn't mean your together. Your ugly anyway, they probably going through you to get to your good looking friends so chill. Its always that one ugly friend
by Whargwarm September 6, 2016
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good one

A good one is a sarcastically spoken term used to describe someone that is being/or is a big douche bag, an idiot, a cheater, a liar, a dumbass, or someone that is an outright fuck tard.
"Did you see that guy over there that thinks he's cool , but he only has 2 teeth? "That guy is a freaking good one! I would never date a good one such as that !
by ThebestJV August 28, 2016
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capital one cup

A football competition where Welsh and English countries compete... The winner is usually just at bad as wiping your ass with a knife
"Hey you watching the capital one cup ?"
"No wiping my bum with a knife instead"
by Custardcannon August 22, 2016
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One more level

The game will suck you into a mode of which you can't return from
"Aura!! Time for dinner." One more level" we never heard from aura again
by SourJuiceCube August 9, 2016
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one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
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sauce up ones

Like throwing up a peace sign as greeting but with only your pointer finger; though usually done with both hands. Generally used as a greeting, or form of recognition among friends, and seeing friends in a public setting.

Originated in southern Minnesota and used mainly in small communities as a sign of friendship.
Person 1: Oh hey there's Emily
Person 2: Cool sauce up ones!

I saw Jessica's mom in the grocery store yesterday, sauced up some ones.
by TolDorkandHondsome August 6, 2016
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