Wow, Colorado Really is one Weird Place 

What is said right after one finishes a trip or vacation to anywhere in Colorado.

Wife: Did you like our honeymoon to Aspen?
Husband: Yeah, but Wow, Colorado really is one weird place...

Wow, Colorado Really is one Weird Place by landmassmississippi September 4, 2012

arun is a hairy cock and has a big one 

arun has a massive cock

arun has a hairy cock

people named morgan dont have a cock but they do in their asshole

dam arun has a hairy cock

arun has a fucking massive cock

arun is a hairy cock and has a big one as you can see

arun is a hairy cock and has a big one by cum in my face master 91919191 April 6, 2022

To get one's beak wet 

To moisten one's 'beak', metaphorically or literally. Initially coined by one CaptSteelShank, briefly plagiarised by Professor Poulet, but then swiftly recovered by its original creator, the phrase 'Man's got to get his beak wet' was originally used to describe the process of landing at Construction Site ('struc city bitch) on Call of Duty's Blackout to quickly engage the enemy.

The phrase has since been adapted to mean 'to moisten one's genitals through acts linked (but not restricted to) coitus', primarily due to the abrupt departure of the Captain's partner from a 9 year relationship with little more explanation than 'I need time for myself.'

Man's got to get his beak wet!

Did you hear about Jim? It's been a while but man got his beak wet last weekend!

'Have you seen Tom?' 'No I think he's getting his beak wet in your bedroom'

What is it to get one's beak wet?

To get one's beak wet by Captain Steelshank March 22, 2019

Blow off the easy one

Another term for masturbating.
To blow off refers to the act of masturbation, and the easy one refers to the penis

Me: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend: "I'm gonna blow off the easy one"

Blow off the easy one by Stevens Slowjerk November 4, 2008

A Quick One 

Second Studio Album by The Who released December 9,1966.

A Quick One
1."Run, Run, Run" - 2:43
2."Boris the Spider" (Entwistle) - 2:29
3."I Need You" (Moon) - 2:25
4."Whiskey Man" (Entwistle) - 2:57
5."Heat Wave" (Holland/Dozier/Holland) - 1:57
6."Cobwebs and Strange" (Moon) - 2:31
7."Don't Look Away" - 2:54
8."See My Way" (Daltrey) - 1:53
9."So Sad About Us" - 3:04
10."A Quick One While He's Away" - 9:10

A Quick One by Taxman September 18, 2006

Polish One 

A female humanoid, given to extreme hair growth in areas normally associated with that of the male variety. In rare cases the species displays a moustache as the only obvious sign of Polishicity.

"Did you see the Polish one at the weekend?"

"No, she was stroking her beard at home."

Polish One by Mr Prowse August 11, 2006

bee in one's bonnet

a particular notion, especially a fantastic or eccentric one

I think he had a bee in his bonnet about the party (example of bee in one's bonnet)

bee in one's bonnet by The Return of Light Joker September 6, 2010