Jack Brookes

Jack Brookes is the pengest guy around. He’s the funniest person you’ll ever meet and his dick packs a punch. If you ever meet a Jack Brookes, never blow his trust, he’s the best person you’ll ever meet.
Bob : “Do you know Jack Brookes

Every Girl To Ever Walk The Earth: “Hell yeah, his cocks huge”
by farmblock steppa May 03, 2021
Get the Jack Brookes mug.

Jack Wagon

slang insult commonly used to describe a ridiculous, nonsensical idiot. The term originated in the west being used to describe the transportation system for prostitutes , hoes, tricks , scalawags, bitches and nappy headed hoes
Out west you better not get caught out in the Jack wagon.
by Charliefyffe December 12, 2018
Get the Jack Wagon mug.

Jack Lansdown

A sexy beast that everyone loves. Whenever you walk past him you just always become so happy. He has a big penis and an even bigger gyat. He is a very good friend, and suprisingly good at cricket. He also is really good at school for a white person. He is also is a ABSOLUTE SMASH.
"Oh my good Jack Lansdown you have a mega gyat"
"Jack Lansdown you look so fine today"
by CHEEKYMONKEYJACK February 15, 2024
Get the Jack Lansdown mug.

Jacked on the Juice

A place just like Joe and the Juice, where you can buy refreshments.
Unlike Joe and the Juice, Jacked on the Juice you come to, to get swole and huge muscles. Because of their "Special" ingredients they put in their juice, you will get massive biceps, huge legs and enourmous sex drive.
I go to Jacked on the Juice after my workout, to get big and get lots of bitches
by Dr. Gains June 03, 2022
Get the Jacked on the Juice mug.

Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite
Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.
by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023
Get the Jack Crap mug.

jack glew

A ugly pedofiel that tickles little kids
Look at that gay pedophiel jack glew
by Fat ugly man named Sam February 19, 2018
Get the jack glew mug.