Cock And Ball Torture

Yanking on a DONG.
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by rastyhaf March 18, 2019

Sarah's Pocket Cock

a flaccid, travel-sized dildo, that can be reconstituted with water at your convenience to functional size.

Don't forget to pack Sarah's Pocket Cock!

by hippiechick61 April 29, 2009

Dirty Hobo Cock

1.) A total asshole, sack of shit.
2.) One who possesses the traits of a jerk off.
3.) Emphasis on something really sucky or shitty.

1.) That prick who stole my wallet is a dirty hobo cock.

2.) Bernie Madoff is a God dam dirty hobo cock.

3.) Getting laid-off sucks. It sucks dirty hobo cock.

by Dirty, Filthy Girl April 8, 2009

Gamers Cock Block

When a member in the party decides to join in on the game with the group when nobody in the group wants them to. Ultimately the group decides against playing the said game.

The other day, Ramzfan914 decided to be a gamers cock block and tried to play the same game with us. We decided to switch to a game that Ramzfan914 didn't have.

by KuraudoSutoraifu February 26, 2011

femboy cock addiction

when a femboy has an addiction to dick

an addiction to femboy Conk/pp/dick

"wow i seem to be suffering from femboy cock addiction, i wanna suck a femboys dick"

by Anarchon March 6, 2021

Cock a doodle douche

A homosexual douchebag.

Rex: What do you think of Carson Kresley?

Cam: Cock a doodle douche man

by Petey__boy July 5, 2009

Dirty Cock Sucker

An old, bald whack job, who looks like the Crypt Keeper, who runs the Crossroads, Insight, Pathway and Cornerstone drug abuse programs.

This guy, Meehan, who did seminars at the rehab I was in was a dirty cock sucker. I mean, a REAL dirty cock sucker. I asked him if he would suck my dick if I cleaned it off real good. He said no.

by Good Orderly Direction April 9, 2008