Cyber Blue Balls

When somebody ghosts you while you’re sexting

Me: damn shawty I wanna taste your pussy so bad
Her: then pull up daddy you got me wetter than Niagara Falls
Me: fuck you got me so hard what are you wearing
*16 hours later*
Her: good morning I fell asleep :)
Me: bitch you gave me cyber blue balls!

by SXNNY July 9, 2020

saggy gay balls

The type of balls that only christopher can handle

lmfao that guy over there has got big saggy gay balls on his forehead

by big fat sex man July 13, 2020

Conq and ball torture

The act of smashing someone's ballsack with your spiked flail

Person 1: its time for Conq and ball torture!
Person 2: oh god please no

by sadmortem August 29, 2020

Fat Ball Man

a man with fat balls

DAMNNNN that man is fat ball man

by Fat Ball Man September 21, 2020

Cock and Ball Chamber

The Cock and Ball chamber is where you go when you defy the laws of Minecraft

Oh my God, Tyreese Anderson just stole my stuff I'm putting him in the Cock and Ball Chamber

by DevsFan25 October 23, 2020

Bury my balls.

Having sex.

I haven't had sex in awhile and need to BURY MY BALLS.

by dchella October 14, 2020

balls over biscuits

Abnormally weird and hectic.

My job was balls over biscuits all day long.

by Rance Kesterson March 28, 2017