Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

by Assilemann November 24, 2015

So cunt

When something or someone is serving slay and givinggg

That shirt is so cunt.

by Madidrapps November 27, 2023

flukey cunt

When a stroke of inexplicable luck occurs and is not likely to reoccur, (A fluke) combined with the expletive for the female genitalia (cunt). Flukey Cunt

"I can't believe Jim shagged the bartender! A right Flukey Cunt that Jim is!" Jammy Bastard

by Johnnydigsgraves November 05, 2015

Cunt Punt

Kick a bitch straight in the pussy

I just cunt punt that ho :)=

by Bevybev July 24, 2022

cunt punt

to sharkeisha a woman in the pussy; above a frontal wedgie on the pain scale by 5 points

Mallorie is such a bitch, she wouldn't shut the fuck up so I cunt punted that hoe so hard she gonna have to get reproductive surgery.

by cthruskin January 31, 2023

Cunt Punt

Meaning to either kick a woman in the cunt or a guy in the taint or to best someone in a verbal jousting match (also known as an argument) causing them to fuck right off.

"So there was this shit cunt down at the bottle-o who was really fucked up Robbo, and he started arc'n up to me."
"Aight, what'd ya' do to him Lezz?"
"Whaddid' I do!? We'll I took him out side and cunt punted him right back to Woolongong!"

by The FUCKING WATCHER October 04, 2018

cunt punt

the female version of cock blocking although this term is also used for the literal act of swiftly and strongly kicking a vagina.

"damn did you hear how Melissa cunt punted me!?"

by dr dick n balls October 28, 2017