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๐ŸŽ‹ yo ๐ŸŽŽ what ๐Ÿ˜ข is ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ up ๐Ÿคด you ๐Ÿคด Guys ๐Ÿ‘Œ right ๐Ÿ˜Ž now ๐Ÿ™Ž โ™‚๏ธ we ๐Ÿคก are ๐Ÿ˜› at ๐Ÿ‘น McDonalds ๐Ÿ˜ก and ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง we ๐Ÿฉฑ just ๐Ÿ˜ found ๐Ÿค— out ๐ŸŽจ when๐ŸŽ— you ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ come ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆณ to ๐ŸŽ… McDonalds ๐Ÿ’ค at โ˜ฆ 3AM โ˜บ you ๐Ÿฅถ can ๐ŸŽŸ get ๐ŸŽข the ๐Ÿ‘ Among ๐Ÿฉฑ us ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐ŸŽจ Happy ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง Meal ๐Ÿฆ—
mugGet the ๐ŸŽ‹ yo ๐ŸŽŽ what ๐Ÿ˜ข is ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ up ๐Ÿคด you ๐Ÿคด Guys ๐Ÿ‘Œ right ๐Ÿ˜Ž now ๐Ÿ™Ž โ™‚๏ธ we ๐Ÿคก are ๐Ÿ˜› at ๐Ÿ‘น McDonalds ๐Ÿ˜ก and ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง we ๐Ÿฉฑ just ๐Ÿ˜ found ๐Ÿค— out ๐ŸŽจ when๐ŸŽ— you ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ come ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆณ to ๐ŸŽ… McDonalds ๐Ÿ’ค at โ˜ฆ 3AM โ˜บ you ๐Ÿฅถ can ๐ŸŽŸ get ๐ŸŽข the ๐Ÿ‘ Among ๐Ÿฉฑ us ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐ŸŽจ Happy ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง Meal ๐Ÿฆ— mug.

Getting chalked

When a male uses pool chalk on the tip of there penis and uses that as lub' for anal sex.
Dammmmn i bet sara is so used to getting chalked.
by Dez nouts April 18, 2016
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Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?
Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
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Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.
"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"
by QuacksO July 24, 2024
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