cucumber cucumber cock

A commonly forgotten elicit teenage sex game. The homoerotic equivalent of Duck Duck Goose; it involves one erect cock and several other steamed cucumbers. The player (gender is personal preference) must be blindfolded and tries to call out the cock among the cucumbers. Note: Alcohol consumption can either make this game good fun or a complete disaster.

Mom: Son! Did you play Duck Duck Goose today at daycare?!
Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...

by supplecheeks June 9, 2007

hairy dogs cock

a male penis that is very hairy

"Do you suck hairy dogs cocks"

by jon June 19, 2004

Cock-Up Blocker

(n) 1. Software installed on one's hard drive to prevent various interweb cock ups. 2. What livejournal should have installed on their servers to prevent Strikethrough 2007.

Livejournal: I'm in ur journals bahleetin ur pr0n.
Livejournal users: O NOES U GOT THE WRONG PR0N. GIVE IT BACK.
Livejournal: O HAY. Our bad. Will install Cock-Up Blocker ASAP.

by faire_weather June 22, 2007

Emma Sucks Cock

A girl who goes by her middle name, notorious for sucking off the whole team.

Approve this so I can get an urban dictionary mug that says this shit, lmao. Emma sucks cock for real.

by biteme1997 May 19, 2016

dropping cock

In baseball, hitting a home run that is an absolute bomb. When you just crush a ball that flys out of the stadium in a hurry. Can also be used in a past tense form.

Man these last few games I've been dropping cock on these guys.

"Yo man, you just dropped cock on that guy."

by tcallaway February 5, 2010

marine cock-pit

A female that is in the Air Force that only "dates" marines because she believe them to be hot. However said Marines use said female as a place to either rest their cock or turn into a jizz trap.

Man that broad will sleep with anyone that has a Marine uniform on...

that's cuz she's a dirty marine cock-pit.

by Deebo jackson July 24, 2006

cock licking gyspy

a gypsy who licks and sucks the male gentials

that cock licking gyspy sucked me good last night

by loworm1 July 10, 2011