freebie whore

Someone (late 20s / early 30s) who is down for anything simply because it's free. Such people usually have zero goals or ambitions because they are used to someone else doing everything for them. Their only goal is to keep up the 'wipe-my-ass-for-me' racket for as long as they can.

Usually applies to white, privileged millennials who are very capable of doing things themselves (see 'adulting') but are so used to the silver spoon in their mouth, they'd rather not. They'll let their parents (or friends) make all the plans and arrangements and still bitch that they aren't having a good time if something goes wrong.

Synonym: a moocher.
Antonym: A grown-ass adult who takes 100% responsibility for themselves, especially financially.

No I am not going to your parents' Hamptons house to mooch off them with you for the summer. What do I look like, a freebie whore?

Becky you're 32, don't you think it's time to get your own place instead of being a freebie whore?

by jasminedragon October 29, 2020

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Theatre whore

Someone who has their head in a musical asshope and believe their sole existence is to listen and watch musicals because it makes them a “better person.” All they do is talk about broadway and how musicals are an essential part of one’s life

“Hey, have you seen Robin?”
“Yeah was talking with him a little while ago but got away thankfully”
“Why what happened?”
“He was talking about how he listened to the Hamilton soundtrack all night when it dropped and how he really feels inspired.”
“Wow what a theatre whore!!”

by gyro12891 July 3, 2020

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Whore Boots

Women's shoes with ridiculously high heels and very thick soles, usually made from obviously fake leather. Most often worn by the kid of girl who is every bit as cheap as the shoes.

"Look at that girl trying to walk in her whore boots! She'll break her ankle is she's not careful."
"I bet she's already broken worse than her ankle!"

by CharlesMouse January 13, 2022

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