Timmy dingle nut

A true Timmy dingle nut is a diddy blud who can’t focus on holding his nuts straight and dingles them.

Ex. Jack is being a Timmy dingle nut and not doing his essay, instead he is playing games.

by Secrettinglebooty December 9, 2025

Christmas Chimney Nut

The example: When you get stuck in chimney in santa costume, your bottom half od body hangs in the opening of the chimney and girl gives you a blowjob.

Last night me and my family tried "Christmas Chimney Nut", it was the best christmas family activity. The kids loved it.

by Emil Priškrtil December 24, 2025

Deez Nuts

DN

“Hey I sent a risky text to Landon last night”
“What’d he say”
“Trip, fall, and landon DEEZ NUTS”

by Ramenslayer336 June 22, 2021

On My Nuts

When Bird tries to reveal that she’s a man which also reveals that Dark was gay this entire time.

On my nuts.

by RealDark June 23, 2021

cunt a nut bread

Two parts cunt , 1 part nut ferment for 2 weeks unearth the bread.

Next guy, eat the cunt a nut bread at your own risk

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Crushing Nuts

A term used colloquially by lesbians when talking disdainfully about heterosexuals.

"Nah she's not keen, she's a filthy hetero and digs crushing nuts"

by juicestinator June 25, 2021

Captain nut

It describes the situation when a guy is nutting to fast

« Oh James wtf ! You nut too fast ! You’re a real captain nut !

by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021