dick burn

when a guy has a big penis and fucks your tight vagina with it, causing you lips and insides to chap and burn, like rug burn, its" dick burn" the feeling of chapped lips in your pants.

his dick was so big, im sore and have dick burn!!!!!!!

by sexyava July 8, 2011

shit dick

someone who loves anal sex with men or woemen but mostly someone like ricky derbaghosian

he will try at all cost to stick it in your pooper

Have you seen shit dick?
Naa he's probly off poundin some ass.

by Cman93 January 4, 2010

Dick in the dirt

When one is too high to function normally for a couple of hours.

Guy 1: "That Medicali medical bong really puts your dick in the dirt."

by GripposRus November 23, 2010

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

fish dick

(1) Fish stick, especially fish sticks that aren't very good.

(2) A guys dick after fucking some nasty, stinky tuna cunt.

Sally's twat felt pretty good, but it was too stinky to eat, and gave me a case of fish dick.

by Dr. Stunnuts, Urologist May 16, 2006

dick bitch

a bitch with a dick: comonly reffered to as a transexual

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

Dick banger

: One who has a uncontrollable urge to masterbate to 80's glam bands, With the popular choices being Winger, White Snake, and Skid Row!

:Also used as a insult to one masterbating frequently.

Blackie: Hey Dick Banger Hows it hangin!
Goo: Pretty good Slap Nuts You going to see White snake tonight/
Blackie: Wow dude......Not cool.

by I Black Op I August 28, 2009