das-bag

a person that it fat and annoying or a person that copys everything u say and do

joe shut up u r being a das-bag

by cheeze7247 August 7, 2011

Paper-bagging

The act of covering ones face with a paper bag before fornicating. It should preferably have a hole for the person to breathe if you don not want to suffocate the person.

Person #1 : damn dude, this chick has a fine body! ...Pity her face is so screwed up...
Person #2 : I say, fuck the face and rock the base!
Person #1 : your right, person #2... I wouldn't mind PAPER-BAGGING that thing!

by Yaya Bhaiya August 16, 2011

Bag me bro

A phrase or term used in which you have no other ways of getting luck and resort to getting teabagged by your friends and that will somehow turn out good for you.

"Shit, a hunter! Bag me bro!" - Halo Reach

by idkjustdealwithit August 22, 2011

Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.

The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.

by liboface October 31, 2011

Fauxche bag

someone who is such a loser, they dont evenearn cthec right to be a douche

that dude is a fauxche bag

by Mark693576 November 15, 2011

stas bag

A skimp bag of pot. Usually consists of the end stems, and half nugs found only in the very most bottom of the bag.

Yeah, I pawn starred that kid with a stas bag.

by End Couch November 22, 2011

Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow

Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"

by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011