Poke her a new one 

You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.

Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?

Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.

Poke her a new one by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009

ink one out 

masturbate, spank, beat off

Thought about her so much that I just HAD to ink one out.

ink one out by pmc November 2, 2002

decadent one

Excellence in its purest form.
Lit. A being in a state of/in possession of unrestrained gratification.
Personification of chaos.

hur hur, D1 PWN'd j00

decadent one by Decadent One March 7, 2005

nickle one nine

London Ontario

519 is london's area code

East End KIPPSLANE .. Reppin NICKLE ONE NINE Niggaaaaa

nickle one nine by Pringlez May 21, 2007

twenty one sixty

$21.60 is the price of a cheap 12 pack or a 26 oz bottle of liquor .. the term "twenty one sixty" can be used to refer to the girls easy enough to split a 12 pack, or a 26 with, and get them to suck on your nuts.

Works good on your CB radio, if you're a truck driver, a police officer, firefighter, or a HAM radio operator .. btu who the fuck has a HAM radio anymore ???

Yo, that bitch is a total twenty one sixty.

twenty one sixty by GWARawg January 18, 2011

Punch One Out 

one root

"wanna punch one out?"

Punch One Out by DJARSUP August 12, 2012

Rule one 

Rule one refers to the first rule of deciding if someone is worth getting involved with: "Never put your dick in crazy". Other more gender-neutral ways of phrasing this rule such as "never invest in crazy" have been suggested, but the central meaning stays true regardless of phrasing.

A:"Oh man, do you think I should get with him?"

B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."

A: "Okay, not happening then."

Rule one by Owlsongbitter May 22, 2014