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supercritical nut

A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.
John: Where’s Steve?
Pete: In the hospital.
John: How come?
Pete: He experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro, wicked skill issue!
by broken_nova147 June 1, 2021
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post nut

Same as hindsight. Someone says they knew something all along after receiving information but they actually know nothing.
Woman: What's your sign?
Man: I'm a Leo.
Woman: I knew it!
Man: I'm actually a Capricorn.
Woman: That make sense because that is exactly what a Capricorn would do.
Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.
by PapasFritas March 22, 2023
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Deez Nuts

Girl: Wait
Spider Man: ...
Girl: What is your name?
Spider Man: DEEZ NUTS HA GOTIE HA
by afeuahfsf August 24, 2016
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nut jaw

The condition in which a person possesses a wide enough jaw to comfortably and simultaneously fit two nuts in their mouth
by Clifford’sBigRedDong October 16, 2018
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