Flaccid Jack

A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.

John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic

by DUNC3 March 1, 2025

Creamy Apple Jack

A pair of boxers that you've jacked off into so consistently the fabric becomes soggy, just like apple jacks on a Saturday morning.

Yeah my mom found my creamy apple jack last night.

by Mr_Williams_Drink_Menu July 19, 2019

Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.

"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "

by Jkjk806 August 4, 2021

Jack

Complete fuck up everything he does in his life he fucks up is gonna end up In jail or homeless and has lost the best girl in the world

Jack you cunt how’s Fay oh wait you lost her you meth head

by Big Rimmer April 11, 2020

Jack

A ignoramus

Me: Jack is an ignoramus
Person: but, thats you?
Me: yes

by Max The Elf November 1, 2021

Lumber jack

Its a dealer

-I'm gonna get some treez

-what's your lumber jack?

by Iuqurhua January 26, 2022

Jack Shaw

Someone who tries to make a living off of a meme page however it doesn’t work out and ends up looking like a mong. Also loves a good ol lie here and there.

My dad beat up a bunch of hackers. Which is a lump of bullshit. What a jack shaw

by Unkn0wn Spec1men October 30, 2017