Black God

Black God is a dark version of Grey God, that swears, doesn't care about opinion, thinks that Twitter is cringe and of course hates Grey God. He was sealed away for a long time, but with Emox's help (the dark version of Em0x) he finally escaped.

Random Guy: Hey Grey God, where Black God
Grey: Never say his name again.

by Grey God January 30, 2022

Black Monday

The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.

I hope Black Monday hits Mike McCarthy; he’s never heard of clock management!!

by CTO_DC4L January 10, 2022

Black Mamba

It's when you take a crap in a condom, tie it off, freeze it, and when frozen, you use it as a sex toy aka dildo.

That man must have a fecal fetish, he's making a black mamba again. Stay clear of the freezer, that's not a fudgsicle!

by MintyDesign January 24, 2025

Zac Black

That guy who is a meal prep and comedy enthusiast. Always loses notable amounts of mass when at the gym.

Damn you’ve lost a lot of weight. Yeah I’m turning into a real Zac Black

by BigSexy20 November 23, 2021

Black Chimney

When you snort your deseased fathers ashes making your nose look like a black chimney.

Bro 1: What the fuck are you doing?
Bro 2: I'm hittin' a black chimney.
Bro 1: Lemme get a hit.

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

Black Aces

Guy with a big penis that will make girls cum 1 second

Tabitha:"hi Louis
BlackAces:" hi Tabby
Tabitha:"oh, oh I'm cumming!!!
BlackAces:" not a surprise

Black Aces

by RayanAces November 23, 2021

black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025